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Everytime you watch porn god kills a hipster.

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Oct 31st

“It’s not a silly little moment It’s not the storm before the calm This is the...”

– ‘Slow Dancing In A Burning Room’, John Mayer Watch the Wade Robson dance to this song<333

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Oct 29th

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23789.) I drank a shot of alcohol last night. I'm...

peaceloveandvodka: weowntheskyforever: peaceloveandvodka: weowntheskyforever: peaceloveandvodka: vegasskies-: I drank a bottle of mojito when I was 10… i drank a bottle of dekupyer apple pucker when i was 12 I drank Sprite a couple minutes ago YOU’RE SO HARDCORE I know, totally whipped it out right in front of my parents I wish I could live like you You mean you wish you...

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23789.) I drank a shot of alcohol last night. I'm...

peaceloveandvodka: weowntheskyforever: peaceloveandvodka: vegasskies-: I drank a bottle of mojito when I was 10… i drank a bottle of dekupyer apple pucker when i was 12 I drank Sprite a couple minutes ago YOU’RE SO HARDCORE I know, totally whipped it out right in front of my parents

Oct 29th

23789.) I drank a shot of alcohol last night. I'm...

peaceloveandvodka: vegasskies-: I drank a bottle of mojito when I was 10… i drank a bottle of dekupyer apple pucker when i was 12 I drank Sprite a couple minutes ago

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HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY TO MOTHERFUCKING...

I’m europen SON!!

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likeweowntheheat-deactivated201 asked: fat buddah?
you don't have to believe in something to do yoga

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likeweowntheheat-deactivated201 asked: shit face

Oct 24th

20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie →

foreveryoung19: iwillneverhide: A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale. 1. Don’t have sex. Seriously Abstinence is key. 2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day. I don’t care how good he says his weed is he is cuckoo bananas and he wants you dead. 3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone...

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